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GOD IS BUSY (Humerous)


[We all get emails that are passed from person to person and kept going endlessly. I received the following from a friend. I can’t say that I agree with the theology expressed by the Marine – but this is too funny to let it drop. So I wanted to share it with you if you have not seen it before. – JS]

GOD’S BUSY

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD!!  if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.  I’ll give you exactly
15 min.”  The lecture room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform.  The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.  The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, ‘What in the world is the matter with you?  ‘Why did you do that?’

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.  So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

Be still and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth. – Psalm 46:10

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